Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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