and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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