I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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