May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
We had sex on a dog bed..
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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