Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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