I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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