How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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