You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Your topless pictures make me question reality
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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