it wasn't lemon gatorade
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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