Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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