Your dad touched me again.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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