so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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