We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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