"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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