Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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