Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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