If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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