I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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