i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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