everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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