I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
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bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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