yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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