On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
operation have a gay friend backfired
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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