I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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