Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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