So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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