i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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