So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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