I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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