so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Shame is for Republicans.
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