Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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