i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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