I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Randomize
