Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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