This girl is more easily done than said...
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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