So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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