Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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