I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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