I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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