Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I lost the right to judge tonight
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
