so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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