spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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