Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
is this the sara with the beer cane?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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