Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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