At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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