Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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