oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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