Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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