If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I don't think brook has ever known best
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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