I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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