please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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