you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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