remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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