she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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