I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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